he: "Are you the Charls that spells his name without the "e"?
me: "Yes, I don't."

(on the phone)
Damian: What did you do last night?
Charls: Drank a bottle of wine.
Damian: Me too.

...what do you call it when the answers to every question start with the kind of booze you were imbibing?
... oh right, alcohoism.

Charls: I want to take a break from the booze but I like it too much. Maybe I'll just drink wine, no hard stuff.
Damian: Yeah.
Charls: Which do you think is better, or worse? I think these are some formative years and maybe being good now will stave off some Cancer later.
Damian: I don't think these are formative years, I think we're already fucked.
Charls: Well I'm not going to take up smoking unti we move to France.
Damian: Good.
Charls: I'm going to stay in California where it's healthy and keep doing yoga and that should save me at least a little Cancer.
Damian: Yeah.