Would you rather have clean sheets or good sex?

Ok. So here's the scenario. It's morning and I'm having a wank with ... let's say "Brad". He shoots, I shoot, we score! Right? No, he gives me grief for shooting past his torso onto the pillowcase. "You need to work on your aim, that's not cool." Yes, it actually is pretty cool I think. I've seen porno, bigger shots of greater distance are better, right? I mean if someone shoots some big juicy wad all over me and my bed I think .. "Gee, he must've really been turned on". Taken as a compliment. But when I shoot some phatt load all "Brad" can think of is laundry. Occasional crusty sheets are payment for getting laid. Would you rather have clean sheets or good sex?