Your birthday season begins now, Aquarius.. It doesn't matter whether the official date is today or in 25 days: You have astrological permission and poetic license to launch the celebration immediately and not finish up until February 18. May I suggest a few gifts you might give yourself in the course of this glorious personal festival? To start off, present yourself with something luxurious, sensual, and elegant. Two days later, treat yourself to something bold, brash, and bright. Next, how about a legal high? And after that, maybe a secret weapon, followed by a magical tool, and then a map to buried treasure. Before you're done almost four weeks from now, I hope you will have blessed yourself with at least seven exciting surprises.

Well alrighty then! Please, i need some suggestions..and cards and gifts and hilariously sized baby Jesus butt plugs-i've never tried one of those..send it all to:

Charls
233 Dolores Street #2
SF, CA 94103

... and now that you all know where i collect my mail, LET THE STALKING BEGIN!